![]() ![]() If they're stupid, they're straight." Aunt Ida is a mood.Ģ4. Love to see a mother and daughter uniting to destroy a bad man.Ģ3. On one hand, Pierce Brosnan in The Thomas Crown Affair. The codependence of beauty and crime is a flawed premise. ![]() The scene where they take the hairdo back is straight from a Twitter joke.Ģ1. "I wouldn't suck your d*ck if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls" is being tucked away into my brain for future use.Ģ0. This is the oldest "teenager" I've ever seen.ġ9. "Needle nose pliers" just made me clench my knees together for the rest of my life.ġ8. Married life doesn't suit Dawn any better than the life of petty crime, it seems. I know we all lost our minds over seeing The Crown's take on Diana's wedding dress, but THIS is the look.ġ6. "I'm a thief and a sh*tkicker and I'd like to be famous" is one hell of a cover letter.ġ5. SHE RIPPED THE UMBILICAL CORD WITH HER TEETH.ġ4. That delivery of "Go F*** yourself for all I care" will stick with me.ĩ. Divine in a dual role of Dawn and Earl is insane and maybe genius. Listen, I know being politically incorrect was Waters' whole deal, but this rape scene. Sensible flats for Christmas? I'd throw a fit too.ħ. Oh yeah, Dawn walked so Kelly could run.Ħ. I feel like it's reared its hideous head every 20 years or so, and I can't live through that again.ĥ. The sperm shaped eyebrow is a trend I hope we never return to. These are some of the oldest "teenagers" I've ever seen.Ĥ. Question for those who were Extremely Online in the mid-2000s: was the Shoes video a Waters homage? This film has huge "I'm gonna GET what I want" energy already.ģ. No one sticks around to see the names anymore. Bring back extensive and stylized credits before a movie. The biggest takeaway from this spooky season must-watch is this: the scariest thing isn't monsters. ![]() There's a reason that Waters' oeuvre is viewed with a cultish reverence. It's hard to say that Female Trouble is an easy watch, but it is certainly one that will stick with you. Perhaps the most iconic of these is Female Trouble, starring the one and only Divine as Dawn Davenport, a woman on the edge who is relentless in her pursuit of fame, beauty, and her rejection of the ordinary.įollowing her rise from a repressed teenager in Baltimore to delusional fame seeker and beauty queen, Dawn's journey is one of found family and a desire to stand out despite never fitting in. The Pope of Trash may be best known for the original Hairspray, but this purveyor of the purile made a name for himself with his shoestring budget camp thrillers. John Waters is certainly an acquired taste. ![]()
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